We know that by covering this story we are just encouraging more coverage of the Partying Potato™ that is Peaches Geldof, but we felt the world needed to see the camel toe that is her most-probably-never-even-had-a-hymen bucket fanny…

Cunt full-stop*pauses, pukes, wipes mouth, pukes again, gets post-puke euphoria, dances around a bit, catches sight of cloven-hoofed Geldof parts again, pukes once more for luck, leaves the room*
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7 comments to “We know that by covering this story we are just encouraging more coverage of the Partying Potato™ that is Peaches Geldof, but we felt the world needed to see the camel toe that is her most-probably-never-even-had-a-hymen bucket fanny…”

  1. that’s a Pam Hogg catsuit… she’ll shit kittens when she sees that dopey tart wearing it! just as Pam’s getting herself back on track thyis cunt comes along and dashes it all with one photograph. HATE.

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  2. Bleurgh. She truly is vilness.

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  3. She is the poster child for legalized abortion. She should have been drowned at birth, but her mother was to hopped up on heroin to carry her down to the Thames. This truly should never be photgraphed again because it is so nasty. IMAGINE what IT looks like without makeup and snug lycra. What next a nude spread with her equally vile sister?

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  4. You know, I loves me some Me-Me-Me, but is there no one else we can laugh at today? Ooh, maybe we could have a ‘Kylie’s a Cunt’ story next.

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  5. Me-Me-Me- Honey I love you, like the lunp I had removed from my twat yesterday, but Pilar is right.Come on now, enough of Peaches Bumfluff. the only time you need be reporting on here is when Pilar or myself, or no doubt Champagne for Lulu shoot the cunt on sight. Now give me some COCK!!!!!! Do you not listen to your most loyal of readers? I want a big fat cock that say’s ‘To Tequilla, heres some cock, Julie Newmar’ Ok, good, now lets fuck. T xxx

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  6. Tequilla honey, you took the words right out of my mouth. Wanna make out?

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  7. Pilar and Tequila, before you too get a room, I’d actually like to thank – yes, *thank* you me-me-me. Y’see I was actually feeling a bit unhappy about the years flying by so fast and I needed a little lift (around the eyes mostly), but that photo makes me feel 20 years younger and worth a million pesetas *flounces off to Boujis*

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