Not content with boring the bollocks off London and New York, Peaches Geldof off-of Bob ‘give us yer money’, ‘no, you give us yours’ Geldof has landed in Cannes. And no one knows why.
Is she an actress? No. Is she a journalist? No. Does she work in film production? No. Is she an international beauty? You’re having a laugh. Does she in fact serve any function whatsoever? Not that we can determine except to make us hate her father even harder than we already did.
Which was actually quite hard in the first place.