Everybody run! Get the hell out! Lock your children in a cellar! Four police stations have put up the gay flag for one day…

The end of the world as we know it

As long predicted by The Daily Mail, the end of civilisation has arrived. Four police stations have put up a rainbow flag to mark the International Day Against Homophobia. ‘I fear for the future of our children and grandchildren with things like this happening,’ says a Daily Mail reader in the comments section on their website.

Except if they’re gay or lesbian, one supposes. In which case, thanks to the efforts of gay campaigners and the police themselves, they can now expect not to be harrassed but treated like everyone else. It’s kind of what the International Day Against Homophobia is for. Get it?

‘The police should be treating everyone equally,’ goes another Daily Mail reader who – like The Daily Mail itself – seems not to have got the point. Before, in the olden days, when Thatcher stalked the country like a malevolent collossus, gays were not treated the same as everyone else. They were not treated – here’s your word! – equally. Now they are. The flag expresses that. It’s really not that tricky, Daily Mail readers.

Oh, and don’t bother going on to make a comment on the Daily Cunt website: those champions of free speech only publish views they agree with.

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5 comments to “Everybody run! Get the hell out! Lock your children in a cellar! Four police stations have put up the gay flag for one day…”

  1. The worst thing is you know those Daily Cunt hacks are just sitting there churning it out because they know it will get Polyester Blouse, Tunbridge Wells frothing. They probably don’t even care themselves. The wankers.

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  2. Last time I looked I was paying taxes as well. Yes, a gay man! Do none of those taxes go to the police then? Is someone creaming the gay share off to spend on Cosmos and chunky jewellery so we’re not entitled to police?

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  3. OMG. A rainbow flat. WE’RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

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  4. Screw putting the rainbow flag up – all officers of the law should have dressed in boots, underwear and gimp masks in our honour.

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  5. Ooh, which stations are they outside? I may have to go and commit a crime nearby, you know, one of public indecency probably, just as a way of showing them how grateful I am for their support. And If it leads to a five way gang bang in a cell with some PC’s and a militant CID, then so be it.

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