Steve Jones really is the most shameless starfucker. His latest victim…?

Whoooooore!

Honestly, it’s like the court of Good Queen Bess or a Hogarth cartoon around Steve Jones: any old leg-up will do whether it’s pretending to have had a date with Halle Berry, perhaps having a date with Pamela Anderson or now, to all intents and purposes, actually schtupping Heroes star Hayden Panettiere on a yacht in Cannes. ‘Cause that’s very classy. Especially now Myleene Klass and Peaches Geldof have arrived.

Last week, (Me and) Mr. Jones was seen escorting Ms. P (who was actually very lovely when we met her, so God knows what she’s thinking of) out of Nobu in Berkeley Square. So, nice and low-profile. Just how Stevie likes it.

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7 comments to “Steve Jones really is the most shameless starfucker. His latest victim…?”

  1. I don’t get it. He ain’t even all that. And as for the ‘personality’…

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  2. I find this man an irritant. I vaguely like his hairy chest but it ends there.

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  3. What is it with T4’s policy of only employing cunts?

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  4. I’d do Steve Jones in a New York minute. But only if he kept his mouth shut.

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  5. who cares ? I’d fuck him senseless for hours !!!

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  6. He could stick it to me butt good. Yes, I used a second t in that ‘butt’. You do the math. I would like to stroke his Welsh Rarebit. with my tongue.

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  7. I don’t do welsh. I just don’t. It’s stronger than me.

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