Honestly, it’s like the court of Good Queen Bess or a Hogarth cartoon around Steve Jones: any old leg-up will do whether it’s pretending to have had a date with Halle Berry, perhaps having a date with Pamela Anderson or now, to all intents and purposes, actually schtupping Heroes star Hayden Panettiere on a yacht in Cannes. ‘Cause that’s very classy. Especially now Myleene Klass and Peaches Geldof have arrived.
Last week, (Me and) Mr. Jones was seen escorting Ms. P (who was actually very lovely when we met her, so God knows what she’s thinking of) out of Nobu in Berkeley Square. So, nice and low-profile. Just how Stevie likes it.