Here she is in Cannes, the woman who can do everything (though none of it very well).
She presents (we saw her do it live once: the charisma of a panty liner); she models (even with the face of a skull); she plays the piano (though we should perhaps consult an expert before we say how well she plays *consults expert. Experts says she’s shit*).
And now, as well as reporting from Cannes for CNN (well, it’s a shonky operation but surely not THAT shonky), she has bagged herself a six-figure gig in the States presenting I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.
It’s what’s known as stretching a little a very long way indeed.