Theory: the shitter you are, the more work you get. Evidence: Myleene Klass

No Klass

Here she is in Cannes, the woman who can do everything (though none of it very well).

She presents (we saw her do it live once: the charisma of a panty liner); she models (even with the face of a skull); she plays the piano (though we should perhaps consult an expert before we say how well she plays *consults expert. Experts says she’s shit*).

And now, as well as reporting from Cannes for CNN (well, it’s a shonky operation but surely not THAT shonky), she has bagged herself a six-figure gig in the States presenting I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.

It’s what’s known as stretching a little a very long way indeed.

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2 comments to “Theory: the shitter you are, the more work you get. Evidence: Myleene Klass”

  1. And I also blame her entirely for Marks and Spencer’s profits falling by 40%.

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  2. Isn’t the railing shiny in that picture?

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