Funny swimwear. Where do we stand on that?

Take that ridiculous swimsuit off!

It’s the time of year when a young gay’s fancy turns to fancy. But not THAT fancy.

We talk swimwear. And why it has to be weird when a plain and simple Speedo – with the lining cut out for better visibility optional – will do the job just fine and Beano and Dandy. Especially now that Speedo have brought back white and a couple of fluoros for the summer season.

Take these. Yes, they look good on him. Or, more accurately, he looks good in them. Now imagine them on the typical German gay you are going to be sharing sand with this summer. No, ma’am. No. And thrice no. T’will not do.

For more inappropriate swimwear – just so you can tut while giving yourself a little pelvic floor work-out – jump the jump. The green ones are actually OK. And let us know what swimmers will you be mostly favouring this summer. We might even get off on that.

A thong under a brief... you are spoiling us Colour? Not sure.

We nabbed these pics from here.

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5 comments to “Funny swimwear. Where do we stand on that?”

  1. i shall be wearing bright blue swimming shorts. loose but short, not flapping round the knee jobs. i am a gennelmens of a certain age and speedos would make me look like a right cunter. oh yes.

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  2. We have also taken a vow of no Aussiebum this season. So it’s no silly pannies, no A&F, no Aussiebum. Could be a long dry summer…….

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  3. I’m with you Ms. Lansbury. I may use a nylon AA retro soccer short. In red. Or black. Or yellow.

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  4. Anything as long as it is not over-styled and over-branded. The days of the logo are ovah.

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  5. Oh-no-thank-you-Missus! These things are best left to those Italian blokes who “look gay” but are actually lecherous heteros! :-)

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