Here she is, showing it all off as becomes a woman of her age and weight. But we’re not talking about MC’s fanny (btw, Americans, do you know how funny the word ‘fanny’ is in the UK? Here it actually means ‘vagina’, so when we hear on American sit-coms stuff like ‘Do that again and I’ll smack your fanny’ we find it HIGH-larious. But really!)
Anyways, back to the story. Guess what Mariah Carey’s new album (that’s only a year after the last one? We are not worthy of quite so much) is called?
Go on, guess. Clue: It’s got the world ‘Angel’ in it. More clues? OK, it’s got the words ‘Memoirs of an Imperfect’ in it too.
No? Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel. Well, that’s her story anyways.