Nice package!

Is that a penis in your bag or are you just pleased to see me?

We don’t know what’s funnier. This Tom of Finland bag for when you buy the Tom of Finland fragrance. Or the very idea of a Tom of Finland fragrance.

Honestly, what’s that going to smell like? Top notes of leather, dirty jockstraps and sperm with an undercurrent of KY Jelly and anal fingering. Not too bad, when you put it like that.


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2 comments to “Nice package!”

  1. I like the bag. It ends there. I think.

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  2. They’ve actually used a photo of me on that bag… oh, sorry it’s a drawing.

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