So you know all that hoo-ha surrounding that BNP fella, Nick Griffin, going to the Queen’s garden party? You know, that hoo-ha? The ha that’s very hoo? Yes, that.
Fristly, he’s a plus one. He’s going with Richard Barnbrook, the only BNP member on the London Assembly (and hence the automatic invite). They make a lovely couple. They’ll so be bumming amongst the hydrangeas.
Secondly, Boris Johnson has got his fat head in on the act, saying Buckingham Palace should ‘rescind’ the invite owing to their right-wing politics and the potential embarrassment this may cause Her Maj. This from a man who hates gays and cancels an anti-racism concert.
Thirdly, the BNP are heinous, but if you’re gonna be rescinding invites from haters, then there’s gonna be a lot of rescinding going on. No more tea and crunch biscuits with the Pope, for example. Ruth Kelly (and her vast and immoral expenses bill) wouldn’t be let within gobbing distance of The Mall. Etcetera. ps. Sort your fucking hair out, bitch. It’s hurting our eyes.
And fourthly, two-thirds of Daily Mail readers think the leader of the BNP should be invited to the garden party anyway, in spite of his hating ways. But then that’s the nature of camaraderie.
In conclusion, they’re all cunts. Not the Queen. We love her unconditionally.
*strokes head side of a coin*