So, you know, men, sex, gay, sunshine, Speedos, bumming, legs, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes… that sort of thing.
You’ll also notice we’ve sneakily cut the picture on the crest of his genital wave, which is one of those really fucking irritating things people do in order to make you jump le fucking jump (language!) in order to get clicks – and clicks mean prizes, people! – only this one isn’t irritating in the slightest, a) because we did it and b) ’cause it involves cock.
A hairy man. Who'd've bummed it?,