She may be a Mormon, but she’s no moron!

Paper Woses

Welcome back to our world Mawie Osmond off-of Donny and… and ‘Paper Woses’. Hello.

It turns out that Marie Osmond, despite taking all precautions, has wound up with a lesbian daughter called Jessica. Now what were the chances of that happening?

But despite being a Mormon – and remember, Mormons fronted up a lot of the readies for Proposition 8 in California, the law that made same-sexers unable to ‘marry’ – she is standing by her daughter and, for a religious, coming out with a whole load o’ sense.

And we quote: “I love my daughter! She’s my baby girl, come on,” she said. “So what if she’s gay? She’s my daughter and she’s an amazing woman and a good kid. I raised her, she better be good. A lot of women out there have gay children. Who cares? I want love. I’m a Christian and Christ loved everybody.”

Good sense and actual teachings of Christ coming from a Christian?! Whatever next? Support for same-sex marriage? Oh, don’t be ridiculous!

“You know, on those types of things I’m very supportive,” said Lady Marie on the radio, somewhere in Americaland. “When it comes to marriage, I think that civil rights need to be for all.”

*installs Marie Osmond on a litter covered in flowers and parades her down Santa Monica Boulevard while the gays cheer*

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9 comments to “She may be a Mormon, but she’s no moron!”

  1. Love her, love everything about her, thinking of being her for Halloween.

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  2. Do you love her embroidered cardy Pilar? Do you? Do you?

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  3. Angela, I have one in taupe.

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  4. Her daughter is a little bit Cuntry…
    Really Marie is a Twice DIVORCED Mormon so I don’t know if she is allowed listen to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir on CD anymore, let alone go to a concert.

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  5. i sold her a crystal candelabra in selfridges in around 1980. and she was quite lovely then too. let’s her!

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  6. I once had a date with a guy that looked like her brother. Sadly, it was Jimmy. Thankfully, it was at Speed Dating, and therefore only three minutes long. Furthermore, I was so blind arsed pissed, I thought it was appropriate to sing Longhaired Lover from Liverpool, for the duration of the three minutes. ‘strue.

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  7. Oh Tequilla, misty water coloured memories. Was that the speed dating event that I had to remove you from for being drunk and offensive, or the one where you stormed out and told a date to shove it up his arse because he was a fat, bald, cunt? Both were great fun.

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  8. ^ what are you- the memory woman? yes dear, it was indeed that very one, rather than the one where I told the guy to ram his date up his arse. I think we both know what’s not being said here- we have been speed dating way too much.

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  9. Speed dating, or dating on speed?

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