Welcome back to our world Mawie Osmond off-of Donny and… and ‘Paper Woses’. Hello.
It turns out that Marie Osmond, despite taking all precautions, has wound up with a lesbian daughter called Jessica. Now what were the chances of that happening?
But despite being a Mormon – and remember, Mormons fronted up a lot of the readies for Proposition 8 in California, the law that made same-sexers unable to ‘marry’ – she is standing by her daughter and, for a religious, coming out with a whole load o’ sense.
And we quote: “I love my daughter! She’s my baby girl, come on,” she said. “So what if she’s gay? She’s my daughter and she’s an amazing woman and a good kid. I raised her, she better be good. A lot of women out there have gay children. Who cares? I want love. I’m a Christian and Christ loved everybody.”
Good sense and actual teachings of Christ coming from a Christian?! Whatever next? Support for same-sex marriage? Oh, don’t be ridiculous!
“You know, on those types of things I’m very supportive,” said Lady Marie on the radio, somewhere in Americaland. “When it comes to marriage, I think that civil rights need to be for all.”
*installs Marie Osmond on a litter covered in flowers and parades her down Santa Monica Boulevard while the gays cheer*
She may be a Mormon, but she's no moron!,