Gay- and Jew-hater and all round mad twat Mel Gibson has impregnated that poor star-fucking sod, Octo Mum-a-likey Oksana Grigorieva, he’s schtumping with his withered old schlong.
*throws up; tries to swallow to be polite; throws up again; tries to swallow to be polite; throws up again*
They are going to have what is known in the business as a cunt-ette.
The actor-in-the-loosest-sense-of-the-word confirmed this yesterday on Jay Leno. He said, ‘This is true.’
The question was presumably, ‘Are you a rat cunt?’
Melanie Gibson – who is still married to his wife of 28 years, Robyn – also said, ‘If you’re inclined to judge, put it here.’
And we all know how inclined Melanie Gibson is to judge. In fact, let’s remind ourselves. The dirty robbin’ bastard.