So, Britney Spears can still get pissed in Vegas and marry a random off the streets but gay people who have been together for decades and have raised children and may even have matching hairstyles can’t. Oh, that makes sense.

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Now, concentrate, because this is complicated. California – the home of the official gayest town in the world (West Hollywood, gay mayor and everything) – has decided that the gays cannot marry. No, sir. They just don’t look nice in white and the receptions are way too rowdy or something.

But those gays who already did get married, can still be married and have all the same rights and privileges as the straight marrieds. Got that?

If you already got married in CA, you’re still married. If you haven’t got married yet – even though the cake’s on order and you have nice his and his white matching tuxedos rented – you can’t get married. Not at all.

If you’re straight, you can do what the hell you like. Even if you’re drunk. Long live what’s always been sold to us as the beacon of democracy, where some men are born more equal than others and where citizens are now lagging behind countries such as Argentina in terms of human rights.

And when you march in protest you Californian gays, can you please try and look like you might break something? Them drag queens in the Stonewall Bar 40 years ago – yes, four oh! – didn’t get the ball rolling by  not breaking stuff.

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5 comments to “So, Britney Spears can still get pissed in Vegas and marry a random off the streets but gay people who have been together for decades and have raised children and may even have matching hairstyles can’t. Oh, that makes sense.”

  1. Honestly, what do they think is going to happen? Seems to me them religiouses spend half their time banging on about how gays are promiscuous and don’t know how to have a relationship and the other trying to stop them have a relationship. How about they ban everyone with a job in showbusiness from getting married!

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  2. And they call themselves the land where all men are equal. So long as those men don’t like cock.
    (I know you said that already, I just wanted to reiterate)

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  3. Since when do people who believe in fairies (don’t you dare go putting puns in my mouth, people!) and virgin births (ie relgious people. ie insane people) get to dictate the law?

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  4. Rise up, gays… RISE UP!!!

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  5. LGBT residents of CA should stop paying taxes en masse. No taxation without equality. Hit ’em in the handbag and it soon gets sorted. CA is virtually bankrupt, so they’ll soon notice.

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