Now, concentrate, because this is complicated. California – the home of the official gayest town in the world (West Hollywood, gay mayor and everything) – has decided that the gays cannot marry. No, sir. They just don’t look nice in white and the receptions are way too rowdy or something.
But those gays who already did get married, can still be married and have all the same rights and privileges as the straight marrieds. Got that?
If you already got married in CA, you’re still married. If you haven’t got married yet – even though the cake’s on order and you have nice his and his white matching tuxedos rented – you can’t get married. Not at all.
If you’re straight, you can do what the hell you like. Even if you’re drunk. Long live what’s always been sold to us as the beacon of democracy, where some men are born more equal than others and where citizens are now lagging behind countries such as Argentina in terms of human rights.
And when you march in protest you Californian gays, can you please try and look like you might break something? Them drag queens in the Stonewall Bar 40 years ago – yes, four oh! – didn’t get the ball rolling by not breaking stuff.