You’ll never guess who this is! No, you won’t! You won’t! We’re telling you. Oh, you have!

Bumps in all the right places

The only clue we can think of to give you is that she’s got not much in the way of clothes on, which is kind of par for the course for this particular young, ahem, lady.

Yes, it’s Jodie Marsh, erstwhile borderline hooker and wearer of skimpy outfits to red-carpet occasions – who we have always had something of a very soft spot for. Not only has she sorted that godawful hair out but… honey, have you been working out?

Clearly the answer is a yessum. The nose is looking better, the tan is good, the hair we like and those tattoos of, who was it? Bay City Rollers? John Nettles off-of Midsomer Murders? Wincy Willis? It’s definitely her. But for who/what/when/where and most importantly why?

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5 comments to “You’ll never guess who this is! No, you won’t! You won’t! We’re telling you. Oh, you have!”

  1. Those tits are ridiculous. Amazonian drag queen comes to mind.

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  2. that’s a wig, i’m afraid. I saw some of her recent facebook pics and she still has the awful blonde mohawk. brunette wig is fab though

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  3. why – well, let’s face it, she hasn’t got anything else to do. Not exactly the busiest model on the block, is our Hodie.

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  4. …vile doesn’t quite cover it

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  5. Biceps could be better.

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