We’d like you to think that the reason we’re running this picture of a gennelman reviving his penage on the way out of the sea was to break some news, but it’s not really. Even though there is a news story attached.

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The news? Oh, they’re making a 3D version of that film Piranha. Interesting, non?

Well, it might be because it will star Jerry O’Connell above and we wouldn’t mind seeing that VPL coming right out of the screen at us.

*puts pen down, sips martini, goes to bathroom to make sure expensive underwear that has to be worn out tonight has not been marked*

 

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3 comments to “We’d like you to think that the reason we’re running this picture of a gennelman reviving his penage on the way out of the sea was to break some news, but it’s not really. Even though there is a news story attached.”

  1. I have no idea who he is, but that is of no consequence.

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  2. I have always hearted him. Tres fuckable. Hard to believe he was the fat kid in “Stand By Me.”

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  3. No! For realz? I’ve learnt something today, people. I’VE LEARNT SOMETHING!

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