Course you would.
Here’s the background:
– Used to be a footballer. Now? No idea.
– He’s called Pedro Cantreras.
– He’s cute, in a sort of, you know, cute way.
– OCD man down the gymgaysium has switched shower gels. Baby steps.
– And c) and d).
*points at ‘Continues…’ button*
We have nowt to say on the matter. We’re not even saying anything.
Would you like to see this man's penis...?,