Some things we couldn’t help but notice when Sacha Baron Cohen in full Bruno mode dressed as an angel in a jockstrap, descended into Eminem’s lap at last night’s MTV Awards.
1. What a nice bottom that Mr. B. Cohen has. Is it wrong that we find him sexy? Even as Borat in a mankini?
2. How little sense of humour do rappers have? With all his comedy jibes at folks in his videos, you’d have thought that Eminem could have come up with something a little less hissy than walking out. Twat or homophobe? Or homophobic twat? Or twattish homophobe?
3. What a good aim those wire operators have.
Jump ye jumpe to see an even better picture of Bruno’s arse (we would, we SO would) and to see a video – filmed off someone’s telly – of the entire incident.
And no, we don’t think it’s a matter for the police.