Exhaustion does not excuse this sort of behaviour.

Er, no.

We almost choked on our vodka soda with three limes, we did. And not in a good way. Women of a certain age/level of madness shouldn’t flash their fat arses on prime-time telly. It’s just not on.

So Susan Boyle (sidebar: we’re not on board with the SuBo thing. Two syllables as opposed to three. It hardly takes the strain off) is the closest thing to being officially mad without the doctor’s note.

And talking of notes, can we make one about the whole ’48 and never been kissed’ thing. Frankly it’s just weird. Not cute or endearing, just weird. Ugly people get kissed too, you know. That’s what other ugly people are for. And prostitutes. And dark rooms. But people don’t want to go near someone who’s mad as a box of hair.

And talking of the one no-one was interested in, doesn’t Susan Boyle look like Hamble off Playschool…?

ps. If she really is on the simple side, well done Simon Cowell et al for pushing her to the brink.

*shakes finger*

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7 comments to “Exhaustion does not excuse this sort of behaviour.”

  1. It’s true what you say. If she really is mentally unstable, this whole thing has a whiff of the unsavouries about it. Britain’s Got Talent become Let’s Point and Laugh at the Retards.

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  2. The Hamble comparison is too funny.
    But will we all still be laughing when she’s been put in the funny farm? Hmmmn?

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  3. I’m never going into a dark room again.

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  4. Sings like an angel claps like a special.

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  5. I’m just glad she didn’t win. I could see her launching at Liz at the meet and greet after the RVP and throttling her.

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  6. Yeah, I am totally cut up that a group of fit, talented and cute guys won. Devastated in fact.

    I reckon we’ll find out before too long that Boyle had gone off the deep end before the shiow but was ‘persuaded’ / forced to appear by Cowell and the Producers so as not to fuck-up their show/moneymaking exercise.

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  7. This is why she didn’t make it beforehand. Just goes to show you talent isn’t enough.

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