Lick Daniel Craig. Nibble him, slurp him, suck him, ram him down your throat.
Oh, once we’ve started, we find it hard to stop. But lookee here! A Daniel Craig ice pop, with a bulge and everything. Just one way to stay refreshed for the gay - or gal - on the go.
It’s from the Man from Del Monte and it’s to celebrate National Ice Cream Week, which we decided to really mark this year (we have bunting and everything) and which runs from yesterday to, ooh, next week.
The Danny Craig ice pop (or ‘lolly’ as we’re not afraid to call it) comes *tee hee* in pomegranate and blueberry - so squarely aimed at the gays - and is less than 1,000 calories a pop. Pop, get it? Ice pop. Oh, never mind. Even though 1,000 calories seems quite a lot to us who have swimwear to lubricate ourselves into.
The marketing person from Del Monte made a quip about a ‘licence to chill’, but we won’t trouble you with that.
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That actually truly honestly no word of a lie looks tasty.
I’m pretty sure I could get the whole thing in. My bottom.
Too bad about the underpants.