We all know that quoting The Bible is the last refuge of a person with no argument whatsoever. And if you’re very devout, well, you know, it may be retarded but we get it. But if you’re going to be devout and do that Bible thing by the letter, then let’s go for it: no more prawn cocktails, no more poly-cotton (Amen to that!) and no more sex before marriage.
And here is a very funny video about how if it’s all about traditional marriages, let’s go REAL trad. We’re hoping that on Miss California’s wedding night, it’s discovered that she’s not a virgin (like, HELLO!) so we can all – by her own rules, the ones she loves in the Book of Leviticus! – take her out and stone her to death.
See the vid over the jump.
*leaves to weigh up rocks in hands*