Kylie named Glamour’s Woman of the Year. *rubs eyes, reads again, still says Kylie; rubs eyes, reads again, still says Kylie; rubs eyes, reads again, still says Kylie*

She's like that Richard Branson is Kylie...

For doing what exactly, fucking an e-Spanish model?

And in more news with even more of a whiff of incredulity/we’ll-give-them-something-if-they-turn-up* about it, Kylie Minogue was also named Glamour’s Entrepeneur of the Year. For doing what exactly, fucking an e-Spanish model?

Or, translated into magazine speak, ‘We want her for our cover.’

But on a thoroughly deserving note (the only of the evening, mmm-hmmn) Adele picked up UK Solo Artist of the Year.

*Michelle Ryan winning UK Actress of the Year for Merlin (us neither)? We rest our case, m’lord. Burberry today, incidentally. They’ve got some new bag-age in and, you know, oh hello.

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13 comments to “Kylie named Glamour’s Woman of the Year. *rubs eyes, reads again, still says Kylie; rubs eyes, reads again, still says Kylie; rubs eyes, reads again, still says Kylie*”

  1. Kylie winning these awards is insulting to women.

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  2. There really is no integrity to awards ceremonies like these any more, is there?

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  3. I fucked someone – can I get an award?

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  4. Lulu, you’re SUCH a fibber.

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  5. i think Kylie deserves this more than anyone from those people.
    As for Entrepeneur of the Year, that to, she sold millions perfumes and what not?!

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  6. Oh Sarah… naive little Sarah.
    Give me one piece of evidence why she’s deserving of anything, except a slap.
    And selling millions of perfumes… do you really think she laboured inside of a lab for weeks on end to come up with that? No, she signed on the dotted line with Coty in order for them to use her name. Hardly rocket science, is it?
    Tis a disgrace, I tell thee. A DISGRACE.

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  7. Yeah, but this ‘page’ seems to love Jordan / Katie Price and all she’s ever done is flash her tits and put her name to a load of pony tat produced by someone else. She’s a talentless slapper and no mistake, so what’s the diff?

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  8. What page? What do you mean?
    I love Jordan though. At least she admits to being an old slapper, whereas Kyile’s under the bizarre impression she’s of cultural value.

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  9. This ‘page’ as in Me Me Me seems to favour Jordan, who does little of value, while bad-mouthing Kylie. Not sure why, given that both are of questionable worth to the world, though Kylie is unquestionably better known. That said, I know who I’d rather be trapped in a lift with and it ain’t this: http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00806/Jordan-Drunk_280_806891a.jpg

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  10. Rather strange that you’ve focused in on Katie Price… Can’t actually remember the last time they mentioned the woman on here… Though you can see the appeal of Katie Price, even just for car-crash value, as opposed to Kylie, who is insipid beyond belief.

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  11. Gays like ridiculousness. Which is Katie Price. Kylie is just ridiculous.

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  12. Gays clearly like ridiculous as well then, cos Kylie has sold a shitload of records. And not all to pre-pubescent girls or straight blokes…

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  13. Very true Sis. And those are the gays I won’t let in the house.

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