For doing what exactly, fucking an e-Spanish model?
And in more news with even more of a whiff of incredulity/we’ll-give-them-something-if-they-turn-up* about it, Kylie Minogue was also named Glamour’s Entrepeneur of the Year. For doing what exactly, fucking an e-Spanish model?
Or, translated into magazine speak, ‘We want her for our cover.’
But on a thoroughly deserving note (the only of the evening, mmm-hmmn) Adele picked up UK Solo Artist of the Year.
*Michelle Ryan winning UK Actress of the Year for Merlin (us neither)? We rest our case, m’lord. Burberry today, incidentally. They’ve got some new bag-age in and, you know, oh hello.