We want Bruno to be our new boyfriend. Just no sex. OK, just a little.

Fantastische

We think Bruno is fantastische and the more we hear about him, the more we think we could maybe make room in our wardrobes for those leopard print panties he wore on the red carpet at the MTV Awards.

Here is is – gutten tag! – on the cover of Marie Claire magoizine – not a rag we favour but in the light of this, we may reconsider. They thought they would get Bruno to give his wisdom on the subject of fashion, pop and the world at large.

Naomi Campbell: ‘She’s amazing – 20 years in ze business und all the pressure und fame hasn’t changed her a bit. She’s remained a total bitch.’

Pink: ‘Just vatching him now on MTV. A great singer und so hunky.’

Austria: ‘Everyone wants to try und achieve ze Austrian dream – find a job, get a dungeon und raise a family in it.’

With views like those, a glittering career at me-me-me can’t be far behind.

2 comments to “We want Bruno to be our new boyfriend. Just no sex. OK, just a little.”

  1. LOVE his Pink comment.

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  2. Love his Austria comment!

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