You can never have enough hats, gloves and shoes. And cock, seeing as we’re going down that route…

Not only is this gentleman not afraid of colour, but he is our visual representation of Graduate Fashion Week, which gets cracking in London’s glittering Earls Court from Sunday 7th June (ie. this Sunday. Day after tomorrow if you’re reading this today. If not, you do the math) until the 11th. Which is this Thursday coming (similar sort of maths. There’s probably an iPhone app for that…).

It’s a showcase of over 1000 fashion students’ work from 50 universities across Her Maj’s land of ‘K, and it pulls in myriad famouses from the industry - last year Todd Lynn, Gareth Pugh, Claudia Schiffer, Agyness Deyn, Erin O’Connor and Aunty Zandra Rhodes turned up. Pixie Geldof also turned up but we won’t mention that.

Oh, and it’s the only major international fashion event open to the general public. But don’t let that put you off.

And we didn’t even use the line, ’see tomorrow’s top designers, today’.

*bows*