Miss California loses her title because she is a cunt. Sorry, because she didn’t fulfil her contract. Sorry, the contract says – para. 3, line 2 – ‘You must not be or act, either knowingly or unknowingly, like a cunt.’

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We don’t hate former Miss California Carrie Prejean because she is of homophobe. You bring up a child in a Christian household and you tend to get what you get…

And we don’t hate her because she is an absolute hypocrite, quoting the Holy Bibe-hole while getting her teenage baps out for all and sundry.

We hate her because she seems like one of those American cheerleader types who thinks just because she has brown, sorry, blonde hair and is orange, sorry tan, she can be a cunt.

So there you have it. We hate her because she is a cunt.

*curtseys, raises glass of champagne to toast the fact that she’s been fired. Oh, and another. Just one more… strap up kids, mamma’s had a couple*

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2 comments to “Miss California loses her title because she is a cunt. Sorry, because she didn’t fulfil her contract. Sorry, the contract says – para. 3, line 2 – ‘You must not be or act, either knowingly or unknowingly, like a cunt.’”

  1. Sadly she wasn’t fired because she is a complete and utter moron. Seems that Donald Trump wanted her to pose in playboy and she refused. Then he wanted her to be on I’m a D list (or D cup) celebrity, get me out of here Mylanne Klassless is in the jungle with me! She felt she was too famous to be on the show (wow, not only the breasts were pumped up – ego meet Miss California!) and would not appear. So now she is former Miss California and will probably appear in Playboy now, or maybe Christian Women’s Plastic Surgery monthly.

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  2. You seem to know a frightening amount about it Sylv. Are you on the pageant circuit yourself?

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