Baroness Thatcher breaks her arm. It wasn’t us! We have an alibi and everything.

Bitch!

Now, it’s hard to maintain hatred of people when they get to be old and infirm. But we’ve got to at least try, right? Do we let war criminals go because they’re now 83 – same as Thatch – and deeply into Countdown and Werther’s Originals? No we do not. We pursue them with the vigour and vim and other things beginning with ‘v’ that they so rightly deserve for the deeds they have done.

Which is for why we greeted the news that evil old Margaret Thatcher had fallen and broken an arm with a smirk. For all the damage she did to our once great country *Land of Hope and Glory starts playing in the background* she deserves at least a broken [insert body part of choice here]. Her official spokesman said she was in some pain.

Champagne? Why not!

BTW: How’s Nancy Reagan doing these days? If anyone else ever needed a sharp kick up the cunt…

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8 comments to “Baroness Thatcher breaks her arm. It wasn’t us! We have an alibi and everything.”

  1. Oh, that has cheered me.

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  2. How does she know she’s broken her arm? Hasn’t she lost it?

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  3. Die bitch!

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  4. Such genius vitriol, Me Me Me, I love it.
    And ooh, look at me using the word ‘vitriol’ of a Friday eve. I may just have to go to the gay old Box for a celebratory drink.

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  5. I will CUT her.

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  6. Good choice of pic. It looks like she’s cradling that broken arm.

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  7. Is it the same arm where she got her claw hand a few years ago? I hope not. Then both of them will be fucked up.

    Normally I’d feel bad speaking like that of someone so frail, but for her, nah. She was and no doubt still is a miserable, racist, homophobic bitch.

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  8. it should have been her neck — 40 years ago

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