Want to see ‘the first improvement to toilet paper since the 1880s’?

Thank god, right!

Apparently, ‘toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting’. Well, it depends how you’re holding it, surely. We personally haven’t lately smeared ourselves with the bad stuff by misusing our toilet paper, but there you go. That’s us. Well brought up and toilet trained to professional standards.

But should you – through no fault of your own – be retarded when it comes to wiping down your back bottom, here’s the thing for you. The Comfort Wipe. An extension arm and holder where you reach right round, wipe the offending matter and then press a button and it drops the very offending tissues into the toilies.

Hey bingo! You’re clean and, if you have Mary J. Blige fingernails, you’ve not slashed your back bottom to rashers.

See the full demonstration o’er the jump…

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5 comments to “Want to see ‘the first improvement to toilet paper since the 1880s’?”

  1. Perfect for fatties!

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  2. I use my hand to wipe my arse. That’s possitively Medieval.

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  3. Your hand! What are you? Some kind of pig?

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  4. Even better than recycling; Save money and the Earth and be clean at the same time…yes! Get serious and add Bathroom Bidet Sprayers to all your bathrooms. Available at http://www.bathroomsprayers.com with these you won’t even need toilet paper any more, just a towel to dry off! It’s cheap and can be installed without a plumber; and runs off the same water line to your toilet. You’ll probably pay for it in a few months of toilet paper savings. And after using one of these you won’t know how you lasted all those years with wadded up handfuls of toilet paper. Now we’re talking green and helping the environment without any pain. As for water use a drought is always a concern and must be dealt with prudently but please remember that in the big picture the industrial water users always far exceed the water use of household users and in the case of toilet paper manufacture it is huge. The pollution and significant power use from that manufacturing process also contributes to global warming so switching to a hand bidet sprayer and lowering your toilet paper use is very green in multiple ways. Blog; http://community.greenhangout.com/_Dont-Say-It-Spray-It/blog/259546/82268.html

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  5. That’s a long spam you’ve got there….

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