Apparently, ‘toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting’. Well, it depends how you’re holding it, surely. We personally haven’t lately smeared ourselves with the bad stuff by misusing our toilet paper, but there you go. That’s us. Well brought up and toilet trained to professional standards.
But should you – through no fault of your own – be retarded when it comes to wiping down your back bottom, here’s the thing for you. The Comfort Wipe. An extension arm and holder where you reach right round, wipe the offending matter and then press a button and it drops the very offending tissues into the toilies.
Hey bingo! You’re clean and, if you have Mary J. Blige fingernails, you’ve not slashed your back bottom to rashers.
See the full demonstration o’er the jump…