We love Ashlee Simpson - even though we’re not quite sure who she is - for many reasons…

a). She is the sister of Jessica Simpson, who we simply j’adore. We met her before she was famous and she was quite franchement the sluttiest virgin we’d ever had the extreme pleasure to meet.

2). She has taken part in this anti-Prop 8 (or is it pro-Prop 8, we can never remember the right side to be on - story of our lives!) photo thang by Adam Bouska. Not bad for the daughter of a rabid minister.

III). She is married to Pete Wentz (no idea, but that’s him) who has quite a cute bulge. Which you can view and touch on screen over the jump…