A fragrance to turn even the strongest of stomachs

I'll have a side order of smack-in-the-mouth

We’re assuming it’s a joke. We say assuming because it sure as jellybabies ain’t funny.

Piers Morgan, erstwhile posh-boy newspaper editor, latterly TV bore and global knobhead, advertising a fragrance brought out by Burger King. Because we’ve all been in Burger King for a drunk-out-of-our-heads-or-we-wouldn’t-be-in-it spicy beanburger (and hate ourselves for doing so) and would love to smell of THAT, right?

It’s in partnership with Selfridges (what were they thinking?), goes for £4.99 a bottle and is said to make the wearer seem and smell more masculine.

If that is the case, what is that very strong smell of cunt we’re getting a whiff of?

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5 comments to “A fragrance to turn even the strongest of stomachs”

  1. OOH Me-me-me shame on you – now I’m wondering what Piers Morgan’s cock looks like, I know it’s wrong but I like it. mmmm. *thinks quarter pounder with cheese*. euurg. *is cured*

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  2. Quarter pounder and cheese is the eau de cologne of McDonalds. Now Burger King brings you the WHOPPER and sadly I think Piers is back at McDonalds with a less than Happy Meal. BIG gold chain though.

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  3. I couldn’t have expressed my dislike of this bloke any better…

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  4. He should stick his head in the deep fat frier, see what happens.
    And being the kind gennelman that I am, I’d wait until the whole routine was over before I pressed my big red buzzer.

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  5. I cannot believe that anyone — even a chav — would want to smell like a fast food outlet. Mostly, I am appalled that Selfridges would be involved with this in any way! Surely someone deserves the sack. As for Piers, I rather *would* … but I’m not going to pretend I like him. (-:

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