We’re assuming it’s a joke. We say assuming because it sure as jellybabies ain’t funny.
Piers Morgan, erstwhile posh-boy newspaper editor, latterly TV bore and global knobhead, advertising a fragrance brought out by Burger King. Because we’ve all been in Burger King for a drunk-out-of-our-heads-or-we-wouldn’t-be-in-it spicy beanburger (and hate ourselves for doing so) and would love to smell of THAT, right?
It’s in partnership with Selfridges (what were they thinking?), goes for £4.99 a bottle and is said to make the wearer seem and smell more masculine.
If that is the case, what is that very strong smell of cunt we’re getting a whiff of?