Is this the biggest love story never told? Is The Queen diddling with The First Lady (who instantly becomes The Second Lady when The Queen’s in the room…)

Queen and 'Chelle sitting in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n.geeeee

It’s just that they seem to be spending quite a lot of time together, braiding each other’s hair, sitting around in ‘jamas watching Grease, maybe practising kissing on each other…

See, it turns out that Michelle and her two kids were back at Buckingham Palace last week – after the last time where Michelle was all over Her Maj like white on rice: get a room, people! – for a three hour ‘tour’. Of what? Erogenous zones?

There may be a nearly-forty-year age gap but they do both like countryside (that’s with a ‘c’ ‘o’ ‘u’…) and gardening and they both know what it’s like to be married to lanky husbands. Plus, when they met last time, The Queen was heard to say to ‘Chelle, ‘Now that we’ve met, would you please keep in touch.’ Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what we’re saying.

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3 comments to “Is this the biggest love story never told? Is The Queen diddling with The First Lady (who instantly becomes The Second Lady when The Queen’s in the room…)”

  1. Hahahahahahahahaha. Funny.

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  2. I just had a fantasy about Michelle and the Queen hooking up to become the ultimate power couple and taking over the world which they would rule together like Mary and William of Orange…

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  3. Imagine the children. Boudica.

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