Take That!, Boyzone, AllSaints, Blue, Spandau Ballet, Fern Britten and now The Nolan Sisters… who will it be next on the reforming bandwagon? Gilbert and Sullivan?

They got the moves...

So hot off the GMTV presses, The Nolan Sisters are reforming. They’re doing a national tour of Her Majesty’s U and K and everything. Which just goes to show the power of a Loose Woman.

(Word up to our ladies and ladies from the colonies: Loose Women = The View. One of the Nolan Sisters is a Loose Woman.)

(Oh, and word up to said colonies: The Nolan Sisters were [are. Eek] a really shit girl/woman/trout group from the ’70s who were basically your fat cousins dancing with a toilet brush in your front room.)

Anyways, they’re back together. So let’s weigh up the pros and cons:

Pros:

– It paves the way for a B*witched comeback.

– The concerts will be no longer than 3.05mins long (‘I’m In The Mood For Dancing’. Natch)

Cons:

– It paves the way for a B*witched comeback.

– The Nolan Sisters.

Oh, and here’s one for you iPhone Notes application: The Nolan Sisters (or The Nolans as they later became known. How modern) have sold 25 million albums. How on earth did that happen? Oh, and seriously as a heart attack, what on earth will a Nolans concert consist of apart from ‘I’m In The Mood For Dancing’ followed by a Mark Ronson remix of ‘I’m In The Mood For Dancing’? Maybe Big Fat Liar Kerry Cuntona (TM) will do a George-Michael-at-a-Beyoncé-concert and come on for a rendition of Mum’s Gone To Iceland. That’ll kill some time.

Oh, and if you’re in the mood…

 

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4 comments to “Take That!, Boyzone, AllSaints, Blue, Spandau Ballet, Fern Britten and now The Nolan Sisters… who will it be next on the reforming bandwagon? Gilbert and Sullivan?”

  1. When are Charles and Eddie reforming?

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  2. The Beverley Sisters please. They were like the Destiny’s Child of my day. Except not black. Or in any way good.

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  3. You managed to find a very rare shot where there’s NOT a ferocious camel toe going on.

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  4. Oh dear. we’ve always tried to remain wholesome, but you know, that’s fighting talk that is.

    We know where you live Me Me Me – we followed your Social Worker when she did that home visit.

    The bit about the cameltoe was funny.We’ll try and work that back into the act. I think a trip to Harley Street first though. Some of us have moved south…

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