And in other sports news…

You go, girlfriend *snaps fingers, breaks nail*

Her name is Rio and she apparently plays football (our straight sandwichman in Eataly, on the corner of our street, assures us). And here comes the girl in some rather fetching hotpants, of the stretch variety, teamed with a multi-coloured crop top and a simple kitten-heel beach mule accompanied by his dancing dwarf.

Apparently, it’s a little dig at the sartorial shenanigans (that means clothes) of Ronaldo, but we actually think he has the height to carry the whole outfit off. Not sure about that pashmina though.

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4 comments to “And in other sports news…”

  1. You may think i’m making this up, but I wore something very similar when I was doing the housecleaning on Sunday (sans the pashmina, admittedly). The soundtrack to the cleaning marathon, incase you were wondering was the 70’s disco classic album, The Boss, by one Miss Diana Ross. Boss. Ross. Oh, now I get it.

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  2. Oh Tequilla, you, hotpants, Diana Ross? Your weekend sounds like a fiesta del failure. (But I still did a wet one. No, wait, a white one.)

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  3. Nice bulge, no?

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  4. Pashmina? I think it’s just a towel – you know like the guy behind him has a towel. They just came out of a sauna ;-)

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