Want a boyfriend waaaay out of your league? Nab him when he’s just four years old, picking his nose and obsessing about Noddy.

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That’s what Yasmina off-of The Apprentice did (so she does have some skills after all!) She may have bad skin, a bad attitude, no lips and no charisma, but when it comes to picking up hottie mchots of the hot people – him up there – she certainly knows what she’s doing.

The story – like you care, right? – is that she knew him when they were four, became mates when they were 11 and pursued him (no doubt with chloroform on a hankie) until she got him when they were 18.

He has not been released from his Josef Fritzle suite at her home – except for this Hello! magazine photoshoot – since then. Or something.

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