Starry, starry… erm, face. ‘But I only wanted three!’

Now, would you like a lip-gloss to go with that?

Here is a Belgian girl. Hello. And as if that weren’t unfortunate enough, she now has a face full of stars. Which she didn’t ask for. Apparently. 

According to Kimberley, which is apparently a Belgian name now, she went in, happy as you like, and asked for three small stars to be tattooed upon her chiff-chace. She then settled back into the chair and had a small sleep as being tattooed is quite similar to being massaged and tends to send you right off.

She is now demanding £10,000 in damages, £8,500 of which she would need to have the stars lazered off, leaving nice white star-shaped scars instead of, you know, stars.

The man who dunnit, a Roumanian who Kimberley accuses of not understanding her when she said, ‘Three small-size stars, please. And maybe a hot cup of rosie lee to help me relax’, reckons she knew what she wanted, was awake throughout and was watching in the mirror as he did it.

‘It was only when her dad went ballistic,’ he says (we paraphrase, ‘ballistic’ may or may not be in his vocabulary), ‘that she decided it had been done against her will.’

Over the jump is a picture of fella-me-lad who did the deed. Ask yourself a). would you want this man to lay a finger on you? and b). could you bear to look at him even in a mirror?… 

Oh, my giddy aunt
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9 comments to “Starry, starry… erm, face. ‘But I only wanted three!’”

  1. Lulu moonlights as a tatooist? Who would have thought.

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  2. I don’t think you’d nod off if he was hovering around your face…

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  3. I’ve come over all queasy

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  4. omfs!!! wat the hell thats realli bad he looks omg!!!!

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  5. What the…

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  6. What the fuck? Getting my tattoo did not in the slightest make me feel the need to nap… Idiot.

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  7. think this bitch was in it or was drunk or somethign come on who falls asleep just like that and wakes up and is like oh i felt pain well HELLO BITCH WERENT U GETTING A TATTOO

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  8. fuck that she must lern her lesson now…but look at this guy ….fuckin hell !!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. Angela, this tattooist is patently a much younger woman than Lulu.

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