We’ve often pondered the etiquette of coming down a stair. Two, even.
Daintily, perhaps, whilst wearing crinoline and fanning away presumptuous advances and syphilis. Maybe a bunch at a time, in the manner of a god-bothering triple jumper. Dropped, even, from a very large height, as you would a Geldof. Like Diana, Late Princess of Wales leaving St Paul’s on her wedding day (if only she’d worn a seatbelt!). Or as Diana Ross would, with 21 costume changes – three per step – with the benefit of a wind machine.
Really, it’s a quandary. There’s even a pocket sized manual at every Border’s checkout. It’s the perfect gift for Father’s Day.
This kitty off-of cat, however, has it sorted. See…!