Call our gaydar shockingly unresponsive, but the day we spent with Ricky Martin, he seemed pretty straight…

Come out, come out, whatever you are!

He had his make-up sprayed on with an air-brush, he wore leather trousers at all times and he put his arm around us while we chatted (he also jumped out the car to get his own Burger King, but that’s a whole different can of slithery things). But somehow, Ricky Martin didn’t strike us as gay. We wanted him to be. Just didn’t think he was.

Obviously, the rest of the world does. And it’s not helped when he’s seen cavorting in Speedos with other gennels in Speedos (why is that gay all of a sudden?) It seems now, mind, he about to prove us wrong. The start is an interview with the very highly respected TV Aqui (TV Here – what is someone calling their TV after throwing a stick for it?) magazine.

Coverline: Ricky Martin accepts the possibility that his heart may belong to a man or a woman. Mind you, the magazine seems a little gay focussed: ‘The tranny Felix Chevremont had his first gay experience at 13 years old’ (why did he hold out?) and a wet underwear spread with Mr. USA.

Get the picture? Yes, we see.

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5 comments to “Call our gaydar shockingly unresponsive, but the day we spent with Ricky Martin, he seemed pretty straight…”

  1. This is my new favourite magazine.

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  2. a very sophisticated read

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  3. Remember the days when me-me-me didn’t just name drop every person they had ever met/ looked at/ walked past on Old Compton St/ sat beside on the bus? No? Fair ’nuff.

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  4. Unless my booze-addled brain mistakes me, I don’t actually recall a time when Me Me Me didn’t shamelessly name-drop. It’s one of the reasons I love them so. Not the ‘shamelessly’ bit. Without that I’d be less keen.

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  5. Sounds like a bit more than ‘walking past on Old Compton Street’ to me, Tittycarcar….
    J’adoring your name, though, must be said. Titty for short? Is that too familiar?

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