So this is an ad from the MTV ‘Staying Alive’ range. It has a-a-a-a-nothing to do with those Bee Gees – not even the dead one – but in fact those pesky little things one can get from back- and front- and side-bottom bumming. STIs or STDs or SJPs or whatever the kids are calling them. Most of the time they’re not nice – and some of the time they’re even worse than not nice.
The slogan is self-explanatory, which means we won’t patronise you and explain its meaning.
What it means is, that sometimes when you shag someone, they leave something behind. And we don’t just mean their number/100 quid/tears on your pillow/skid mark on the bath towel. Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, no. Something altogether nastier and with its very own Latin nickname.
So in conclusion, we conclude.