Don’t get us wrong. Weloves (if you’re dyslexic you’ll probably read that as ‘wolves’) a non-ugly person inside of knick-knacks and wouldn’t want to refuse others the right to an okay time but really, Steven Klein, is this the best you can do?
*rests side of head on table; starts making Pritt-Stick strings between thumb and forefinger*
It’s the new (read really old) Calvin Klein Underwear ‘n’ Body ads for Winter 09/10 starring Eva Mendes off-of movies and Jamie Dornan off-of Keira Knightley (not any more). The interdolly world is agog. ‘Worth the wait!’ says one world wide webber. ‘It’s this year’s Four Weddings’ says another.
Naturally, we’re choosing to sit on the fence. It just so happens that daubed on that fence in particularly gaudy spray paint is, ‘What a load of shit.’ With a heart above the ‘i’ on shit. Makes you want to see more, though, right?