The celeb turn-out didn’t seem particularly high – her off-of Atomic Kitten, her with the funny eyebrows, Claudia Winkleman, is it? – but at least Bruno pitched up at his own glittering London premiere (we were row J, not bad). And he funny. First, he commented that as a war uniform the bearskin wasn’t perhaps the most practical or intimidating, then said he hoped that the film would go some way towards countering the sort of gay stereotypes put about in films like Milk.
And before you get on your high My Little Pony, you gays, go and see the film and tell us – in no more than ten words on a Holly Hobbie notelet – when you last saw homophobes exposed half so effectively. We applaud you, Mr. Bruno, and would probably schtup you if you changed your hair.