Apart from it being all the rage and there’s nothing quite like jumping on a bandwagon by which we mean please don’t jump on a bandwagon especially if that bandwagon is called Abercrombie & Fitch or AussieBum or Wayfarers or heterosexuality, we have decided it is our duty – our DUTY EXCLAMATION MARK – to adopt this man.
For fffff-why? You ask.
Fffff-well. His name is Halil Ibrahim Dincdag, and he’s a gay. So far, so ‘mo. Halil also just so happens to be a football (soccer to our Americanish bum-chums) referee in Turkey. Turkey? It no likes the gays (as a rule. Some Turks do. We’ll vouch for that. We’re vouching as we speak *down, Mustaffa, down!*) – and as a result Halil has had his referee licence revoked. ‘Cause he is of gay. In case you didn’t get that, Halil has been sacked from his job pointing at men in shorty-shorts kicking a bit of blown-up pleather around because he bums (he’s so a bottom).
And how do we know he’s Turkish? Because he’s still wearing C&A.
According to Halil, his life has now ‘turned to hell’.
Oh Halil Ibrahim Dincdag… we’re waiting with open arms, a pair of thinning scissors, primary colours and a douche.