Oh Jesus, it’s him again…

How'd he get in there?

Try as you might, there’s just no getting away from the strange little man that is Jesus Luz off-of Madonna. Wherever you turn, piff-paff-puff he’s there. Take the latest D&G menswear ad. Just when you think it’s a proper grown up advert with real life models who have gotten where they are on looks alone, up pops Jesus with the look of someone who’s only there because of who he’s bummed. He’s even gone and got himself a fanny parting which is just, like, poetic or something. Personally we’ve not had a fanny parting since 1996, and then it came with an undercut… Not entirely relevant, admittedly, but sometimes beggars can’t be choosers. Bummers, yes. Choosers? Don’t push it.

Which brings us neatly to our first show off story of the day. We were trying hard not to, lest accusations of showing off started doing the rounds, but what’s the point of doing things if you can’t show off about them? We wouldn’t have bothered being homosexual in the first place…

So there we were at the GQ Mens Fashion Week party in Milan on Saturday night, and who just happened to be standing next to us? Piff-paff-puff it was Jesus Luz off-of Madonna. And let’s just say he looked like he had an over-active thyroid. And who was stood to the other side? Andres off-of proper model and Kylie. And let’s just say he looked like a proper model, with shiny hair and height.

We rest our Burberry canvas rucksack, m’lord. Which, incidentally, are totally gorgeous and our top tip SS 2010 and we’ll have 17 of them, please, and c) and d).

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6 comments to “Oh Jesus, it’s him again…”

  1. I was at the GQ party too! Maybe we had each other in the toilets.

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  2. Ah, but were you at the Details party at the Bulgari before that? Seeing as we’re all showing off and all…

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  3. I like the idea of him having an over-active thyroid. I once saw that on Casualty. The woman’s eyes popped out, and the doctor just shoved them back in, happy as Larry.

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  4. I think that was him in Casualty. I remember that episode.

    My friend Steve tried to talk to him at the GQ party, but LBJ(DaLiddleBabieHayzuz) ran away shrieking “Nooo, l’ombre naranjaaaaaa!” Wonder what that means?

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  5. Cheeky fuck. I’ve washed now, I’ll have you know.
    Anyway, he seemed rather familiar in the loo. Over familiar, I might add.

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  6. Oohh you big fibber.
    On a serious note may I just say I thought LBJ was looking good that evening. Beautiful hair and skin. And if I were Madonna I’d shag him senseless.

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