Try as you might, there’s just no getting away from the strange little man that is Jesus Luz off-of Madonna. Wherever you turn, piff-paff-puff he’s there. Take the latest D&G menswear ad. Just when you think it’s a proper grown up advert with real life models who have gotten where they are on looks alone, up pops Jesus with the look of someone who’s only there because of who he’s bummed. He’s even gone and got himself a fanny parting which is just, like, poetic or something. Personally we’ve not had a fanny parting since 1996, and then it came with an undercut… Not entirely relevant, admittedly, but sometimes beggars can’t be choosers. Bummers, yes. Choosers? Don’t push it.
Which brings us neatly to our first show off story of the day. We were trying hard not to, lest accusations of showing off started doing the rounds, but what’s the point of doing things if you can’t show off about them? We wouldn’t have bothered being homosexual in the first place…
So there we were at the GQ Mens Fashion Week party in Milan on Saturday night, and who just happened to be standing next to us? Piff-paff-puff it was Jesus Luz off-of Madonna. And let’s just say he looked like he had an over-active thyroid. And who was stood to the other side? Andres off-of proper model and Kylie. And let’s just say he looked like a proper model, with shiny hair and height.
We rest our Burberry canvas rucksack, m’lord. Which, incidentally, are totally gorgeous and our top tip SS 2010 and we’ll have 17 of them, please, and c) and d).