Here he is, Ronaldo McDonaldo, in his trademark red shorts (we have a nice pair from Burberry – always a big hit), opening wide for an impromptu cervical smear poolside in LA (probably, LA – you know when you can’t be bothered to do research. Let’s just say LA and hope no smart arse writes in).
After being caught with a much older man’s almost down his pants, we think he’s either ). one of the boys or (even better) b). a major prick tease. We love that quality in a straight man. Albeit a straight man who hasn’t plucked his eyebrows to the width of a matchstick.
And isn’t that Tom Cruise down there? We’re clearing up all the big showbiz mysteries in one fell swoop here.
While you're down there...,