While you’re down there…

Open wide!

Here he is, Ronaldo McDonaldo, in his trademark red shorts (we have a nice pair from Burberry – always a big hit), opening wide for an impromptu cervical smear poolside in LA (probably, LA – you know when you can’t be bothered to do research. Let’s just say LA and hope no smart arse writes in).

After being caught with a much older man’s almost down his pants, we think he’s either ). one of the boys or (even better) b). a major prick tease. We love that quality in a straight man. Albeit a straight man who hasn’t plucked his eyebrows to the width of a matchstick.

And isn’t that Tom Cruise down there? We’re clearing up all the big showbiz mysteries in one fell swoop here.

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4 comments to “While you’re down there…”

  1. I like your stories about Ronaldo. I don’t like him, just your stories.

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  2. Don’t tell me, Ricky Martin was just out of shot, adjusting his budgie smugglers…

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  3. Sorry, that was me. I didn’t realise there were cameras on us or I never would have told him to ‘spread ’em bitch’. Apologies for any embarrassment.

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  4. I really dontl ike this guy dont see whats so GREAT about him I mean he seems like David Becham sooner or later they get BO………………………RING

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