It looks like Abercrombie & Fitch, it feels like Abercrombie & Fitch and it even smells like Abercrombie & Fitch (the shops are even dark and nightclubby and over-run with Stepford Dudes like Abercrombie & Fitch) but it’s called Hollister. What the…?
Don’t worry, it’s actually Abercrombie & Fitch. Only cheaper.
We fingered the goods in Las Vegas and found it to be safe, predictable, gay friendly and, you know, OK. Even though we’re thinking the whole A&F thing has become a bit tired and played out, but that’s just us…
Now Hollister has started to spread its dirty seed by opening a store in New York. City. Whoop-di-do etc. Right? Look at their ‘Californian surf bore arrives in NYC’ ad here.
But will you be able to get a job there with a prosthetic arm?
Yes, of course. But only in the stock room. That’s where all the action is anyway.
… and there’s lots you can do with a prosthetic arm in a stock room…
she really wasnt trying, was she. There’s lawyers fer ya.