At Club Tropicana, drinks are free. And on Hampstead Heath, cock is also free. How’s that for uncanny?
Ooh, and Georgina Michaels is 46 today. Which is crazy ’cause he doesn’t look a day over 46.
And you know whose birthday it also is today? Carly Simon’s. And we’re not even going to bother telling you about that time we went round her gaff in Greenwich Village and then she invited us out shopping with her. ‘Cause that would be showing off and some people frown upon that. But we would like to take this opportunity to say, j’adore? Like you wouldn’t fucking believe.
So in celebration of said two singers of songs, there are a few ditties by the pair of ’em after Lady McJump. And if you don’t jump, those poor children won’t get anything. Not even a smack in the mouth.