Jonathan Rhys Meyers has been arrested in Paris. Which is really rather handy as it gives us the perfect opportunity to show these pretty pictures…

Pull your pants up, laddy...

So, you know, drunk, Charles de Gaulle airport, hit a waiter, blah blah and blah…

Here are the terribly pertinent shots… Avec cock. Oh that rhymes. Ish.

*curtseys*

Courtesy of a low carb, high protein diet... Hair. Now that's just rude. Up for the crack... No pantyline because... no panties!

*considers a white wee; gets waylaid*

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