It’s all very well getting a flash of some bloke’s bollocks from under a duvet, but look at the French version of Big Brother, Secret Story (not to be confused with ‘secret socks’, a convenient and discreet item of hosiery worn under summer shoes) where boys are not only, like, totally fit. But get their business out in the shower.
*books Eurostar immediately. Finds it’s actually cheaper to go to Brazil and hire hookers, changes reservation. Goes to Brazil and hires hookers*