Madonna doing her best Michael Jackson…

Such lovely skin...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, relax.

So, in-between crying tears of real Kabbalah sadness that are even wet to the touch, Madonna can here be seen posing for Louis Vuitton off-of bags, and looking like one of the stars of that Channel 4 documentary about those losers who have dolls for girlfriends (we Googled ‘that Channel 4 documentary about those losers who have dolls for girlfriends’ but it didn’t come up, so that will have to do).

Here are some facts, which you may like to make a note of:

Steven Meisel took the picture.

Madonna’s wearing fingerless gloves.

She’s still wearing that ridiculous piece of Silly String round her wrist.

Today’s forecast is 25 degrees off-of C with the chance of thundery downpours.

Michael Jackson est fini.

*falls off swivel chair* 

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6 comments to “Madonna doing her best Michael Jackson…”

  1. You have a swivel chair?!

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  2. Do you know any decent person who actually has a Louis Vuitton bag?

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  3. She looks a-mazing as usual.

    The Last Living Legend of Pop, HRH Madonna.

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  4. Dolly Wotsit my friend Margeret has a Louis Vuitton colostomy bag, it might be fake, who knows with fashions these days

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  5. Every new orphan you buy, emmm adopt comes with fingerless gloves and a Vuitton diaper bag. Note to self make sure that 3rd orphan does not have a father who is still alive. Really with so many orphans how do I pick out the ones with living daddies? Pull String Pull String Sign from Kabbalah that I have unresolved issues with my own father and I should help these children cross to a greater plain of enlightenment. We are all God’s Children. OOOOOOh put my hair up and make me look like I’m a special little girl going to a tea party!

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  6. I like how they’ve just totally given up on her hands. She is 50, bless her. Not mocking but her hands are very harsh looking in *good* photos. Is there no good plastic surgery for that?

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