So, in-between crying tears of real Kabbalah sadness that are even wet to the touch, Madonna can here be seen posing for Louis Vuitton off-of bags, and looking like one of the stars of that Channel 4 documentary about those losers who have dolls for girlfriends (we Googled ‘that Channel 4 documentary about those losers who have dolls for girlfriends’ but it didn’t come up, so that will have to do).
Here are some facts, which you may like to make a note of:
Steven Meisel took the picture.
Madonna’s wearing fingerless gloves.
She’s still wearing that ridiculous piece of Silly String round her wrist.
Today’s forecast is 25 degrees off-of C with the chance of thundery downpours.
Michael Jackson est fini.
*falls off swivel chair*