Forget six packs. It’s all about the 12 pack now.

Imagine the bed sheets

Not known for his restraint, dolly old John Galliano has decided that six packs are totally last season – daaaahling – and what you need now is a 12-pack. Even if you have to paint it on, like this child who seems to us to be wearing his belly button very high this year.

Yep, that bit where you don’t actually have abdominal muscles must shape up and get with the programme. As for the rest, it seems like very thick fake tan is the order du jour, while clothing is pretty much what it’s been at Galliano for quite some time now: black, gold, writing… very big in Dubai, let’s just say.

Jump the jump to see yellow skimpies, floral head-dresses and enough body paint to create your own personal bedtime dirty protest…

Metalic on metalic Comfy for home Yellow to make the boys wink
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6 comments to “Forget six packs. It’s all about the 12 pack now.”

  1. My 12-pack extends all the way down my thighs.

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  2. Is this some kind of tribute to Michael Jackson?

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  3. I so fucking hate guys in slap.

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  4. Such ridick clothes.

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  5. Those muscles are seriously shadowed with spray tanner and/or makee at the show. I have no desire to look like that — just as well!

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  6. hate the whole look and those are fake abs blah…and they look like htye are walking like monkeys

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