Matching bikes, jeans, tops, arms and smirks… they must be bumming.

Who's the greedy bottom?

So this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down Anderson Cooper.

Now Anderson Cooper is both a silver fox and a newscaster, which is quite some feat. You wouldn’t get Sir Trevor ‘can’t even read an autocue’ McDonut multi-tasking with such flair. He’s also not especially well-known in Her Majesty’s Kingdom off-of U, unless you’re a homosexual and/or you get (this is) CNN on the tellybox. And we’re neither homosexual nor have TV, so we’re a bit flummoxed at this point. *Oooh, cock…*

So any and ways, this picture shows Anderson Cooper – who we’re led to believe is a greedy top – and a gennelman off-of muscles. Put muscles and a silver fox together, and what do you get? Bum-chums. Add to that the fact that they’re matching in almost every way (eugh, incidentally), and you’ve got a fully fledged relationship with human emotions involved and everything. Not that we’d know what one of those was like.

*sobs*

Was that fun for anyone?

Anyone?

ANYONE?

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11 comments to “Matching bikes, jeans, tops, arms and smirks… they must be bumming.”

  1. a bit flummoxed? by anderson cooper? how so? he’s all over d-listed. i thought that was where most of your stories came from?

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  2. Oh Simpson, how rude.

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  3. a) I think Anthony has missed a bit of the irony of the ‘flummoxed’ comment and b) I’d like to bum Anderson Cooper and c) I’m fucking starving and need my lunch. I’m thinking Itsu.

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  4. Love an Itsu. I like how they tell you the calorie content. As a body-dysmorphic gay, I find that very useful.

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  5. I’ve got the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune stuck in my head now…

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  6. Mind you the other guy’s wearing one of those “difficult” colours by Mr Perry, so extra points there.

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  7. I’d be happy just to watch … (-:

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  8. he used to be ok now he is liek blah….his eyes look like weird also idk he doesnt make me get all hot anymore

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  9. The fuck buddy is a bartender-cum-owner at a NY gay bar, Eastern Bloc. I’ve drunk there many a time, and I believe a friend of mine was fucking another of the owners. Or possibly this one, I forget.

    And no, AC is in no way a top.

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  10. In my experience the older man is usually the top. Or maybe it’s just because I’m a lazy bottom. By which I mean permanently pissed.

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  11. jesus is coming stop the gay thing go to jesus

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