Well, according to unconfirmed reports from those famous saucies, the Jackson 5 with Miss Jackson (if you’re nasty) are going to step in. Well, Michael was supposed to be doing some sort of tour with his bros anyway, so maybe it’s not such a ridiculous idea. And we’d like to see Janet doing some of that dancing and maybe getting a nipple out.
But our favourite unconfirmed saucies at the moment have come up with the story that Jordan Chandler, the kid – obviously no longer a kid – who bagged a huge out-of-court settlement from Michael by accusing him of fiddling (and not with a fiddle) has recanted and said his dad made him do it. Confirm yourselves, saucies.