It’s plump, it’s hairless, it’s on the other end of Ashton Kutcher. Yes! It’s Ashton Kutcher’s heiny as seen in the trailer for the new movie Spread (well, go on then), where he plays the toy boy of Anne Heche, who used to be a lesbian. Before that she wasn’t. Now she isn’t anymore.
In the film he plays a guy who comes to Hollywood to live the easy life at the expense of older women. As if, right? You could even see the trailer here if you wanted. No pressure.